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Blood Ravens? Lock the reliquary.

Dude. Didn't go to Lustria.

0:26 that minigun tank really said "so anyway, i start blasting"

So they eventually meet black Legion too? 1:12

Imagine trying to get those guys on a ship, for months, just to travel to the actual battle…you’d have to FUSE bars to their arms, necks, legs and torsos against a friggin 2 foot thick set of ceramite bars just to keep them from going brain-aneurism wild all over the ship. Christ how do they stow these guys away during transport?

Those aren't real catachan children. Real ones would akready know how to use lasguns, grenades and armored vechiles the moment they took their first steps and saying first words

Of fear and love, I fear not that I will die, but that all I have come to love [...] will perish with me

For cadia!

Here we go again

How was that Lamenter not the chapter master, let alone a captain veteran with how long he somehow managed to survive?

Custodes: "Normies." Adanax: "I'm going to turn your head into a floor shifter!"

May all good boys rest in peace

I guess I am not the only one who only remembers the Dawn of War cutscenes in the BigDickCheney edited format

They've slaughtered Primaris before, they'll have no problem with this one.

Shark C A R N A G E !!!

Really liked the resume of the blood ravens, of course is not all, but it is really complete in the necessary points to touch, and of course Doge is present so Good job.

Using both the cell version of my way and the Korn music is hilarious

"hahaha you have no power here custodes!" -captian "always goes hard" adonaxis

0:05 Me pooping in the toilet be like

0:01

do hear gregory horror house at the end?

Although the elves are very powerful, they should’ve got their ass beat, especially in the Golden Palace. I could see this may be happening on like an LorRae world where they have control but like this is the golden palace I don’t care what you say. All the custodians are right there and they’ve literally practiced fighting against elves Like they are prepared for the situation and custodians whole point is that they’re never caught with their pants down and there’s 10,000 of them so yeah doesn’t make a lot of sense that on their turf where they know every nook and cranny the most trained and honed warriors you could possibly have who are constantly prepared for this And they died like dogs

Watching this, im trying to figure out if im seeing your arms or legs on that commissar.

nice

I have to wonder if having one of the worst paint schemes of them all is part of the bad luck.

When he said “ÜRRRRRAÄÄÅUüghHHh” I really felt that

BOK NOM BOK NOM BOK NOM BOK NOM BOK BOK NOM

Don't worry, the custodies smoothed things over by *donating* one of their personal master crafted artificer halberds.

Dawn of war 3 is such an underrated game and had such an enormous impact on both the eldar and the blood Ravens. The eldar of craftword biel tanhad a huge warhost led by Autarch Kyre to capture a relic called the Spear of Khaine, which was actually a daemon weapon, but anyway the eldar lost that entire warhost minus a few because Kyre was an idiot, like they didnt run into the webway they literally died. Very few made it out. It was at least a few hundred thousand eldar. And the blood Ravens lost Battle Barge Dauntless and most of their chapter, the game ends as Gabriel Angelos leaves to rebuild his chapter, and Farseer Macha leaves to do Farseer things. The worst part for the eldar is that most of the soul stones aren't recovered, because Kyre just doesn't do it, and they are all left to rot.

(the tech-priests are ALL descended from americans)

As much as I love the idea of the Blood Ravens telling the Custodes to screw off for being disrespectful, I think there's one problem. The lore on custodes is that they're basically emotionally blank. As in if you told a knock-knock joke to a space marine and a custodes you have a slight chance to get a small chuckle from the marine whilst the custodes will just look at you blankly.